Nostradamus' Complete Guide to Style
- January 26 -
![thedailywhat:
I’m Eatin’ Too Much Of It of the Day: 17-year-old Stacey Irvine of Castle Vale, Birmingham, has admitted to eating practically nothing besides chicken nuggets since she was two.
Irvine was recently rushed to the hospital after collapsing at work. Doctors there told her she had anemia and made it clear that she was going to die if she didn’t immediately add fruits and vegetables to her diet. “I am starting to realise this is really bad for me,” Irvine acknowledged.
Still, she says she can’t stop eating nuggets on a daily basis. “McDonald’s chicken nuggets are my favourite. I share 20 with my boyfriend with chips,” she is quoted as saying. “But I also like KFC and supermarket brands. My main meal is always chicken nuggets every day.”
According to Irvine, her mother Evonne, who introduced her to McNuggets when she was two, has long since given up trying to get her to eat anything else. “I’m at my wit’s end,” says Evonne, a 39-year-old beauty therapist. “I’m praying she can be helped before it’s too late.”
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I’m Eatin’ Too Much Of It of the Day: 17-year-old Stacey Irvine of Castle Vale, Birmingham, has admitted to eating practically nothing besides chicken nuggets since she was two.
Irvine was recently rushed to the hospital after collapsing at work. Doctors there told her she had anemia and made it clear that she was going to die if she didn’t immediately add fruits and vegetables to her diet. “I am starting to realise this is really bad for me,” Irvine acknowledged.
Still, she says she can’t stop eating nuggets on a daily basis. “McDonald’s chicken nuggets are my favourite. I share 20 with my boyfriend with chips,” she is quoted as saying. “But I also like KFC and supermarket brands. My main meal is always chicken nuggets every day.”
According to Irvine, her mother Evonne, who introduced her to McNuggets when she was two, has long since given up trying to get her to eat anything else. “I’m at my wit’s end,” says Evonne, a 39-year-old beauty therapist. “I’m praying she can be helped before it’s too late.”
- January 25 -
![jahsonic:
A basket full of phalluses (Greek vase painting)
While researching the Malleus Maleficarum I stumbled upon a particularly amusing passage in the most famous medieval treatise on witches. The passage is concerned with a nest of disembodied penises, taken from their owners by witches. The citation comes from from chapter VII and bears the title “How, as it were, they Deprive Man of his Virile Member”:
“And what then is to be thought of those witches who in this way sometimes collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird’s nest, or shut them up in a box, where they move themselves like living members, and eat oats and corn, as has been seen by many and is a matter of common report?
For a certain man tells us that, when he had lost his member, he approached a known witch to ask her to restore it to him. She told the afflicted man to climb a certain tree, and that he might take which he liked out of a nest in which there were several members. And when he tried to take a big one, the witch said : You must not take that one; adding, because it belonged to a parish priest.”—tr. Montague Summers[1][2]
While searching for an appropriate image to illustrate this fine passage, I hesitated to go for Louise Bourgeois’s Cumul I, or the the image on the cover of Medieval Obscenities (but I have previously[3] featured it so, no) and finally settled on “Nude woman holding a bird and uncovering a basket full of phalluses decorated with eyes”[4] (see above), taken from The Reign of the Phallus: Sexual Politics in Ancient Athens (New York: Harper & Row, 1985) by Eva Keuls.
There are more examples of phallic humor on vase-paintings from that book here [5].
The “nest of penises” will one day make its way in the chapter on disembodied genitalia in the book Metamorphic Genitalia and Fantastical Sexual Images. Until that day, enjoy it here.
P.S. If you are really interested in this kind of imagery, a must-read is The flying phallus and the laughing inquisitor: penis theft in the Malleus Maleficarum by American scholar Moira Smith.](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lycxtxCxuw1qz4yqio1_400.jpg)
A basket full of phalluses (Greek vase painting)
While researching the Malleus Maleficarum I stumbled upon a particularly amusing passage in the most famous medieval treatise on witches. The passage is concerned with a nest of disembodied penises, taken from their owners by witches. The citation comes from from chapter VII and bears the title “How, as it were, they Deprive Man of his Virile Member”:
“And what then is to be thought of those witches who in this way sometimes collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird’s nest, or shut them up in a box, where they move themselves like living members, and eat oats and corn, as has been seen by many and is a matter of common report?
For a certain man tells us that, when he had lost his member, he approached a known witch to ask her to restore it to him. She told the afflicted man to climb a certain tree, and that he might take which he liked out of a nest in which there were several members. And when he tried to take a big one, the witch said : You must not take that one; adding, because it belonged to a parish priest.”—tr. Montague Summers[1][2]
While searching for an appropriate image to illustrate this fine passage, I hesitated to go for Louise Bourgeois’s Cumul I, or the the image on the cover of Medieval Obscenities (but I have previously[3] featured it so, no) and finally settled on “Nude woman holding a bird and uncovering a basket full of phalluses decorated with eyes”[4] (see above), taken from The Reign of the Phallus: Sexual Politics in Ancient Athens (New York: Harper & Row, 1985) by Eva Keuls.
There are more examples of phallic humor on vase-paintings from that book here [5].
The “nest of penises” will one day make its way in the chapter on disembodied genitalia in the book Metamorphic Genitalia and Fantastical Sexual Images. Until that day, enjoy it here.
P.S. If you are really interested in this kind of imagery, a must-read is The flying phallus and the laughing inquisitor: penis theft in the Malleus Maleficarum by American scholar Moira Smith.
- January 23 -
BABIES START TALKING ABOUT THE SAME TIME THEY CAN LOOK IN A MIRROR AND REALIZE THAT THEY ARE A SEPARATE BEING FROM THOSE AROUND THEM
THEY START TO TALK AS A MEANS TO SUMMON
so fucking disgusting
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